Here are some pictures that are going around that are getting people talking because they are saying she looks a little fat in the uterus like she could be pregnant, without taking into account that this girl is a pro at getting abortions. I think it’s more likely just her period but then again I am pretty sure both are impossible because of the hysterectomy she had done to stop the spread of her HPV because cervical cancer’s not fun and letting random dudes cum inside your vagina is. So I guess Lohan is just replacing a cocaine and drinking addiction with an emotionally eating fast food addiction while still dabbling in cocaine and alcohol addiction like she’s John Candy or some shit.

I remember when my wife first started getting a little belly. She used to ask me if she was gaining weight and I’d always say that she wasn’t and that I liked it, which was true. Next thing I knew, she was so big she couldn’t even see her dick when taking a piss….no wait a minute that was me, but my wife’s pretty fat too.

I don’t mind that she’s got a little belly, I actually find the whole thing kinda cute, what I am worried about though, is the of example is this giving the young girls around the world, soon they are going to think it’s okay to be fat and without a negative body image all the pussy you’ve been getting will start being hard to get….

Posted in:Belly|Fat|Lindsay Lohan|Nipples|Tits