So Natasha Hamiton is another UK slut who sleeps with Soccer Players and for some reason whenever I see a soccer player, even when he’s with a hot lookin’ slut, I just assume dude’s gay. I don’t know if it’s the short shorts or the fact that gay dudes love these motherfuckers, or it’s their European comfort with sexuality that leads them to hugging and kissing and crying in each other’s arms when they lose a match, or if it’s the fact that every metrosexual dressed Italian or Portuguese person in this city rock their tight pants and styled hair to while talking about how much they love their favorite players but there’s something totally homoerotic about this shit that leads me to believe that Natasha Hamilton is just a front for his gay romps with his other players in the locker room shower.

Either way, I was talking to a gay dude yesterday and he told me his first gay experience was when he changed his baby brother’s diaper. It made me uncomfortable but not as uncomfortable as these pictures of this staged relationship when the only thing this couple have in common is a love for cock and getting their hair done.

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