Pam Anderson hosted a bikini contest at the Montreal Club I never go to but do know that on Sunday or Monday night all the fuckin’ cokehead strippers rock out there, but I can’t ever manage to get there because I know that I will be rejected at the door. The one time that I was allowed into the club was a while ago when my stepdaughter was hired to be some kind of Gogo dancer in a bra and a pair of bootyshorts and even then the bouncer made me check my shirt because he told me that they didn’t allow lumberjack shirts into the club.

Either way, she got paid 100,000 dollars which was prety shocking to me cosidering they are about 10 years too late on her appeal to the perverts since she’s old, washed up and diseased, but I am guessing all the local sluts everywhere who are riding off the Pam Anderson dream and who think of her as some kind of mesiah in the business of sluts will always look up to her as some kind of den mother.

I guess the good news is that she showed off her nipples, because she figures that she’s got no choice but to show some skin at that price, it’s like the time I gave a reformed hooker 40 dollars and she felt obligated to suck me off because it is all she knew. I like to think that she’s just showing them off because she’s amazed as all of us that after all the surgery she still has nipples and likes the world to see them like some kind of trophy.

Here are some of the Contestents in the BIkini Contest Thanks to Facebook:

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