If you’re wondering why Lady Gaga wears this outrageous hipster lookin’ outfits you’d expect to see at some electro party in a warehouse, it is because she’s not a natural beauty, in fact, she’s not even an artificial beauty, her weak chin and asymmetrical face means you need to take a whole other approach to get people to swoon over you and think you’re someone they want to associate with and Gaga does it with attitude and crazy clothes.
I also found out that Lady Gaga is a rich kid. She went to the same high school as Caroline Kennedy and the Hilton sisters, and I never bothered looking her up before because of the whole weak chin thing. I guess I should have known she came from a rich family, you know lookin’ like that and having a career, only means one thing and that thing is that there is money behind her. The only thing coming out of the middle class or lower class is hot chicks that broke free, the ugly chicks who find fame are always rich, I mean otherwise they’d be working in cubicles hating their lonely lives wishing they could find a man to knock them up or some shit.
Either way, I should have known she was a rich kid though, I mean she always pushes this fashion and art thing. She always has to say how into art and fashion and music she is to make sure we don’t forget and confuse her for some kind of popstar and for the most part that repetition usually works and when people hear her name brought up they drop useless facts in conversation like “I hear she’s into fashion and art” eventually making us all forget that she’s a little rich kid trying too hard.
She’s even labeled her shitty pop music as it’s own genre of progressive electro pop or some shit, to keep the street cred she tried so hard to maintain all those nights spent in the Lower East Side listening to the best New York Electro DJs and fully absorbing herself into their world, by learning everything she could about the fashion and art to not seem like the fucking poser she is.
Truth is that it happens all the time, the rich become the fashion/art fanatics, because the poor are too busy being poor and having jobs to pay off debt and just don’t have time to try to find something real to identify with because we are already living it and like the rich kids, hate everything about our lives, but not able to find a way out because we’re trapped, but the rich can buy vintage clothes, go out on weeknights, take art classes, go to museums and openings with with other rich people who are trying to denounce being rich kids, and who end up producing random shit all day before getting their disappointed parents to bankroll their careers and nurture their talents leading to number one selling albums, popular t-shirt lines and celebrity DJ careers.
I don’t know if that rant makes sense, but to simplify it, the hipster electro scene is made up of rich kids trying to ignore being rich by living this bohemian cocaine fueled life where they are out in clubs every night, in ratty clothes, sucking dj dick and living in artist lofts, eventually getting daddy to invest in their side projects that they ripped off from a poor person, and he agrees because they dropped out of college and he doesn’t want embarrassing kids, that will lead to getting the same street cred as the real talent in the scene they’ve attached themselves to. Not that any of that matters, it’s just fucking lame.
Here are some pictures of her somewhere recent with stupid hair:
