Lohan tells people I am her stalker. That makes me laugh because I never really bother with her because she’s pretty much useless to me, but if it makes her feel more important and it feeds her cocaine fueled insanity and paranoia, that’s ok with me, because anything that puts her over the edge is a good thing.
I wrote her this message on Facebook the other day, it’s not very funny but I am going to post it anyway.
why are you so crazy?
I met a bi-polar schizophrenic dude this weekend and he reminded me of you. He was erratic and grabbing random girl’s tits like a fucking mad man, he took a bite out of a cheese wheel and kept asking a 50 year old if her pussy still got wet. It was amazing, except for the fact that he wouldn’t leave the party, ended up angry and trying to choke out random people like he was Chris Brown. Dude was 30 and looked about 80, with sunken cheeks, ratty white hair, yellow eyes, and malnourished chain smoking body and a weathered face so he was easy to take outside. We named him Lohan.
Why do you always fight with ronson in public?
maybe you need to step the fuck back and realize you aren’t as important as you think you are, and those petty things you freak out about because you are crazy is fucking crazy and a waste of everyone’s time, even the publics’.
I get that you’re bored, you don’t work, you’re not really a lesbian and a drug addict, that shit is frustrating, but you are all kinds of angry and crazy and damaged and you need to take it down a fucking notch because it annoys me.
Lower the fucking intensity, smoke some weed or take some sedatives or something, move out of LA, move to a Villa in Mexico or Thailand or Costa Rica, live a simple life with a pool and the sun and fucking pineapples and coconuts and shit growing in your backyard and leave us alone.
You scare me, just the way you randomly communicate with me is fucking nuts, I can’t imagine what you’re like with people you actually do know, but I know that if you weren’t a second rate child star no one cares about, and lived a normal fucking life, acting the way you do would get you put the fuck away by now.
The only reason you have friends or people around you that let you get away with acting like a spoiled cunt is because you finance their fucking lives, they are on payroll and they need you to pay their mortgages or some shit. You are all alone.
Much love, the guy you think is your stalker,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.comPS – You Looked amazing last night when I was hiding in your closet watching you take that massive coke shit. It almost got me hard.
That was stupid and I don’t know why I bothered, now here are some pictures of her filling to void shopping for her skinny ass in a see through shirt….whore….
BONUS – The Lohan and Ronson V Day Fight that forced them to cancel a very important club appearance….in Lohan’s Circus Tent of a Vagina….
Another Bonus – Lohan Checking Out Girls who Actually Work and Charlotte Ronson’s Fashion Show…..
An actual bonus….with some crazy cleavage pics because there’s nothing like a skinny girl with fat fucking tits….it’s defies nature and I freaks like that….
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