Katie Price was still in Ibiza this past weekend and she decided to go shopping in what seems to be the most useless dress in the history of fuckin’ dresses, I mean as far as dresses for functionality go, because I am sure you could find a whole lot of uses for this shit, whether, putting it on yourself and dancing in front of the mirror with nothing but a boner poking thru the shit, or if you’re lookin’ for easier access on girl you rape, but I just see there being no point to this shit, other than to tell the world that you’re like a tacky trashy pair of panties, with lacy frills on the side and herpes streak marks on the inside, only the real life human version.

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