So I emailed Samantha Ronson asking for her BBM because I was given a Blackberry last week, she told me she didn’t use BBM, so I’m on facebook and her status is asking whether she should download the new BBM 5.1, so not only does bitch use BBM, she also knows the fuckin’ version of software she uses, and when I called her out on it. she just ignored me…..Lesbians….They are such penis haters….If I had a pussy, she’d be all up on this like she was all up on Lohan back before she was famous.

Here is Lohan and her legs lookin’ happy to be alive, look at the smile on her face, the same face that lets vagina get smeared all over it, and for some reason I find that such a hard thing to visualize, despite Lohan’s sexually history, I just can’t see her fuckin guys or girls, she’s more of the passed out in the corner puking kind of girl….

I wonder why she is so happy, I guess she got her STD tests back and she passed, because it is hard for lesbians to transmit the HIV virus to each other unless they have cuts in their mouths.

Or Maybe it’s just a beautiful day in Hollywood….

Overall, I really don’t give a fuck…..

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