Gretchen Rossi is so fucking useless that she is on TV, but doesn’t even have her own Wikipedia page and over the course of my “career” writing this site with one hand on the keyboard and the other in my ass, I have seen a lot of fuckin’ useless fuckin’ people, all of whom had a wikipedia page.

I guess no one gives a fuck about this whore, so I am forced to ask myself why I am bothering writing this shit about her, and the answer is simple….she has a tight body and is in a bikini and that’s all it really takes to get into my heart. I don’t care if she’s useless or not in her career, cuz I can think of at least 5 things she’s good for…..

Since I’m a bottom feeder and can spot other Bottom Feedin’, I know that she’s probably figured out that all she needs to do is hire a photographer, get into a bikini and hit the beaches of Malibu in hopes all the tabloids run her shit to secure a little fanbase, and maybe one day even get her that Wikipedia page, because these are staged, bullshit and make me want to punch her in the face because I hate lies, just as soon as I’m done fucking her up the ass…..because I like fucking bitches up the ass….Here are the pics…

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