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2013

27

Mar

Gretchen Rossi Bikinis of the Day

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Gretchen Rossi must be a Real Housewives chick, I wouldn’t know, because I have never watched the show. I just know what a gold digger, or someone who associates with gold diggers, who have succeeded at gold digging, and who make up the upper crust of society, look like…..and that’s a gutter stripper, all full of Botox, fake hair they get done weekly, fake tits, and a fit body from the best trainers, personal chefs and a prescription pill diet. Because like strippers, they are just fucking broken and have no souls, they are just on the opposite side of the wealth spectrum, but on the same level of insecurity, trying to be hot and have sex appeal like a bitch from the 90s, when they Playboy shit is fucking done.

Sure, she’s looks ok in a bikini for a 60 year old, but that medicated look in her eyes, and that lack of soul that screams “I am a prostitute and I want to die”….doesn’t really turn me on. I only like when they look like this and are in the gutter, trying to pay for their next fix. The whole mansion, luxury vacations, fine dining, best designer clothes, fancy car component to her makes her totally uneventful….

But luckily for her, I’ll still look at pics of her in a bikini. Something that is every girl’s dream.


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2012

04

Jun

Gretchen Rossi in Her Bikini a Tao in Vegas of the Day

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Gretchen Rossi is some useless weathered cunt from some Desperate Real Housewives shit that I refuse to watch because I think it was sent to us from the devil…

You see I hate women like that…I see them all the time….and they consistently disgust me….not cuz they are rich or married to rich guys…but because they are tacky fake tan trashy rich women who look like gutter fucking strippers…when I like my High Society to be sophisticated, classy, like fucking the Royal Family..

I like to get my gutter trash for 10 dollars a song, 60 dollars a blowjob and 100 dollars to fuck….not from snobby,bullshit, society pussy that thinks it is hotter than it is and more important than it is….that doesn’t work and just spends their husbands money. The worst kind of hooker.


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2012

04

Jun

Gretchen Rossi in Her Bikini a Tao in Vegas of the Day

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Gretchen Rossi is some useless weathered cunt from some Desperate Real Housewives shit that I refuse to watch because I think it was sent to us from the devil…

You see I hate women like that…I see them all the time….and they consistently disgust me….not cuz they are rich or married to rich guys…but because they are tacky fake tan trashy rich women who look like gutter fucking strippers…when I like my High Society to be sophisticated, classy, like fucking the Royal Family..

I like to get my gutter trash for 10 dollars a song, 60 dollars a blowjob and 100 dollars to fuck….not from snobby,bullshit, society pussy that thinks it is hotter than it is and more important than it is….that doesn’t work and just spends their husbands money. The worst kind of hooker.


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2011

17

May

Gretchen Rossi in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some real housewife Gretchen Rossi. I know nothing about here or what she does, but I do know what her pussy definition looks like….thanks to her bikini choices…and that’s ok by me cuz I’m a pervert who likes everything with a vagina, even if it is old and has fake tits, even though I hate fake tits, that’s just the hold vagina has on me…

Why do I even bother writing these things?

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2009

16

Nov

Gretchen Rossi Demonstrating How She Pisses of the Day

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This is some bottom feeder that you have no business knowing by name because she is really that useless and from some Reality TV bullshit, but she is the kind of nobody who I call paparazzi chasers, whether she tips them off as to where she is going to be, or she follows them around like they are famous and she’s the paparazzi, just in hopes there’s a slow day so that motherfucker can catch her simulating pissing like the dog she is, or doing the other really lame stunts she’s pulled over the last few months she’s been pretending to be famous.

It is girls like this who are making celebrity and hollywood worse than a fucking trailer park not that I really remember a time when people who didn’t deserve to be famous were famous, but I do know that it is getting out of hand and can only hope the apocalyse hits Southern California before getting to me, so I can watch the end and smile satisfied before the locusts or tsunami get me…..

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2009

19

Oct

Gretchen Rossi Pulling Some Balloon Boy Dad Stunts of the Day

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Writing about celebrities I don’t care about is depressing enough for me, but every once in a while there comes a cunt who really makes me realize that I need to pack this shit up, Hollywood’s a joke, and get a job working shoveling shit at a barn outside of town, as it will be more fulfilling an experience and today that cunt in Gretchen Rossi.

She is ugly and useless and the fact that she has pictures of herself on the internet because she showed up to the pumpkin vendor all the celebrities go to, should be enough reason for you all to look in the fucking mirror and realize you are better than this, forcing you to quit TV and Movies because it is the only way to put an end to shit like this getting on the front lines.

I am convinced there was a time that Hollywood was exclusive and glamourous and people working the trains and factories in middle America envied their lives, but that time has come and gone and people like Perez Hilton, Michael Lohan, Reality TV stars define something that was probably pretty fun 50 years ago.

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2009

03

Aug

Gretchen Rossi is Bullshit in a Bikini of the Day

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Gretchen Rossi is so fucking useless that she is on TV, but doesn’t even have her own Wikipedia page and over the course of my “career” writing this site with one hand on the keyboard and the other in my ass, I have seen a lot of fuckin’ useless fuckin’ people, all of whom had a wikipedia page.

I guess no one gives a fuck about this whore, so I am forced to ask myself why I am bothering writing this shit about her, and the answer is simple….she has a tight body and is in a bikini and that’s all it really takes to get into my heart. I don’t care if she’s useless or not in her career, cuz I can think of at least 5 things she’s good for…..

Since I’m a bottom feeder and can spot other Bottom Feedin’, I know that she’s probably figured out that all she needs to do is hire a photographer, get into a bikini and hit the beaches of Malibu in hopes all the tabloids run her shit to secure a little fanbase, and maybe one day even get her that Wikipedia page, because these are staged, bullshit and make me want to punch her in the face because I hate lies, just as soon as I’m done fucking her up the ass…..because I like fucking bitches up the ass….Here are the pics…

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2009

27

Jul

Gretchen Rossi in a Bikini of the Day

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Here she is in some shitty staged pics you’d expect to see in a shitty brochure for a shitty hotel that you would only stay at if you were like me and broke as shit but backed into the corner when your fat wife bitches about how you never take her anywhere because spending alone time with her is a fate worth than fucking death…you know the kind of picture you’d then see on shitty postcards and shitty hepatitis pamphlets they hand out to vacationers in Mexico, because she is a stock photo star some photographer took a pic of and sold to every low level asshole who needed a picture of a twat in a bikini, but at least she has a nice body, even if her bullshit career is as bullshit as the quality of these bullshit staged shots….you know with being on Real Housewives of Orange County and having paparazzi take pics of her with her fake TV boyfriend, thus contributing to why I hate the fucking world…

And Here she is in some staged pictures of her workin’ out, not because her life is bullshit, but because she is a good person who wants to show the fat chicks how she gets that body worth fuckin’ all while rockin’ a stupid grin on her face I’d like to fuck right off of her…..

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2009

19

Mar

Gretchen Rossi in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve never seen the Real Housewives of Orange County, but it sounds like some superficial, materialistic bullshit that I think is ruining our world, so that’s why I have no idea who this chick is.

Based on her wikipedia page, she’s 30 and a piece of shit gold digger, who I guess the other vapid cunt housewives take under their old, weathered, labia reduction and other plastic surgery bodies and give her horrible selfish advice, while hating her for having her youth…or some shit….

Here’s what I found out about her….

However, she left the real-estate business after becoming engaged to a wealthy OC executive named Jeff Beitzel, who is 24 years her senior. Jeff has been married and divorced five times and has four adult children. Although Rossi confesses that Jeff was not her “type” and she was not physically attracted to him at first, she calls him her “Prince Charming” and chooses to nurse him after his diagnosis of acute leukemia, until his death on September 13, 2008

After season 4 ended, allegations surfaced that Rossi never had a sincere relationship with Jeff but was instead simply his paid caretaker. It is alleged that Rossi maintained a secret sexual relationship with another man.

I guess this is her other man, and the dead guy was just a tool for ratings, and I don’t understand why any of you idiots would watch this shit. You’re the cause of the fucking problem, this bitch is just a fucking vehicle to communicate crap and I wouldn’t mind my dick being a vehicle she rides, unfortunately, it’s more of a broken down moped rotting in the backyard, and not gonna get her anywhere, if you know what I mean….

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