I got this email……
Dear Jesus,
You know I have been a long time fan and now I need your help. I am a black girl living in Baltimore and I am going to lose my house . I have most of the money I need but am still $1800 short and I know you have a black girl fetish and figured you would know what I should do?
BESTOW KNOWLEDGE ON ME JESUS. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO???
Love,
Elle ViePS. Anything but prostitution, I will not hook myself but otherwise am open to ideas.
Since I like to help people who are at rock bottom this was my response:
Send Nudes.
Love,
Jesus
Sure enough, she sent me these topless pics and I figure that I had to give her a post on the site…….so I am going to help this black piece of ass out, mainly because she has gone topless for a fat dirty old man with black fetish like me, but also because I am just that kind of guy.
People consistenly call me a racist, but would a racist exploit a girl who has hit rock bottom for titty pics ? I don’t think so.
I’m just a philathropist on a budget. I help where I can. Like earlier today I gave a homeless dude with a mouth infection 50 cents to avoid him from spitting on me and a few years ago I gave the NCAAP 10 dollars to shut the racist accusers up.
Either way, she needs money to keep her house because America went broke on her ass and decided to take photos exclusively for drunkenstepfather to get donations to help her keep her fucking house.
Her nice rack is still worth jerking off to, throw a few bones her way and when she reaches the 1800 dollars she will take off her panties.
I don’t expect you to give much or for this to really help the bitch, considering you don’t make me 1800 dollars a month, but maybe there’s a sugar daddy out there with lots of money and a love for tits because when I am given tit pics, I don’t mind helping….
