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2009

10

Nov

Gemma Ward is Fucking Fat of the Day

I guess the pressure of being skinny has got to Gemma Ward and by Gemma Ward I mean her shoes cuz this model’s gone fat and the weight is probably pretty fucking abusive to her shoes and I guess to her career because she was a top model just a few months ago, and now he boyfriend probably doesn’t want to let her get on top for fear of getting choked the fuck out. Seriously, I don’t get how one eating disorder of starving herself went to the other eating disorder of trying to kill yourself with cake, but it did and I guess this is just another example of another one biting the dust, you know a bitch like my wife who led me to believe wasn’t a fat chick disguised as a skinny chick and I guess we should all point and laugh, but I’d watch out cuz she’s probably pretty sensitive about this shit, you know it is probably a soft spot, cuz she won’t be able to pull in the huge money she made herself and her management and they are probably pretty fucking mad about it. So here’s to hoping we will get to run into her working the cash at Wal Mart when all her money dries up. These are very exciting times…

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