Jennifer Aniston is old, weathered, single because no one wants to have a relationship with her, despite her being famous, lipless but still worth fucking, because she’s clearly got an ego or something to prove to the world, you know that she can do better than she did when she got married to Brad Pitt and won’t settle for anyone less than someone of Brad Pitt caliber and she won’t uncross those legs for anyone but her 13 inch black dildo until that person come knocking without realizing that that person doesn’t exist anywhere but in her imagination…..a

Here she is doing her best Turkey Impression, keeping in the Holiday spirit, by showing off something I call the Turkey Neck.

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