It’s almost refreshing to see Avril Lavigne not dressed like a little suburban 15 year old teenager who cuts herself and writes poetry about how much she hates the cool kids at her school cuz they don’t get her, but maybe that’s just because I always found teenagers who think they are so smart and that life is so intense while dying their hair multi-color, getting stupid tattoos while learning the guitar to sing about their stupidity. She’s wearing a little black dress, she’s greased up and glistening, has whore make-up and that cheesy stripper chick skunked out hair that makes me know I’m dealing with a piece of white trash from outside of the city who if she gets too drunk will need a place to sleep cuz you’re her responsible new friend who cares about her safety and cuz she likes to get fucked by strangers cuz that’s why she wears such short skirts, crotchless panties and has 3 half-black babies with different fathers….

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