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Catherine Zeta Jones Nude in Allure of the Day

I was talking to someone yesterday who was telling me that Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas have a house 45 minutes away from my house. I don’t know when they come into town, I’m thinking probably never, because celebrities have property everywhere, but if I ever find out, I expect to get arrested trying to get a similar view as these pictures offer, only I expect my view to me a lot more raw with a lot more post pregnancy labia, a lot less hair, make-up and good lighting, because I like my peeping to be as authentic as possible, without all the smoke and mirrors these magazines pollute us with and I figure I deserve it especially since I’m throwing in the towel on my freedom cuz I will be getting arrested when I get caught trying to pull this off, so I might as well make the shit worth it and the nice thing about getting arrested is that I won’t have to share a bed with my shitty wife anymore….not that I would ever bother trying to peep on Catherine Zeta Jones, she’s a little too old and boring for me, but it was a nice fantasy for a minute, but I think the only hot thing about it was getting taken away from my wife finally….

Here are some Catherine Zeta Jones nude for Allure pics….

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  • HornyLohanWanker

    Hand Bra, Fail!

  • Kodos

    Shit, and Michael Douglas is still alive somehow?

  • Drunken Pig

    The fact that these pic’s kept the photo-shop people working over-time coupled with the image of Micheal Douglas mounting this bitch doesn’t exactly provide fapping material!!

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  • cowbulls

    I got to give have dead Douglas credit for picking this woman out of nowhere and telling her she was going to be his sexual toy for life. Look at all the shit Segal is catching for doing the same thing.