I don’t know shit about this bitch, other than that she was born in Canada, and as a Canadian blog, I have to post 20 percent Canadian content, otherwise the Mounties and Polar Bears come after me with fists full of bacon and maple syrup, ready to lock me up in their ice fort….

I wish that was true. It’d make my life more interesting…

I’m really just posting it cuz I wasted my time on the pics, I might as well post the pics, even if I don’t give a fuck about the bitch in the pics and feel no hatred or happiness when I see them, no erection or feeling of sickness in my stomach like she was Snooki or Kardashian, nothing…

She’s just some basic Moroccan shit, gypsy merchant, ready to rip you off for 25 cents, all while wearing Ed Hardy and speaking like she was a guido on Jersey shore…

Good times.

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