Kelly Brook was hired to promote shoe Barber bullshit, cuz Barber culture is making a comeback pretty fucking hard, and not just for Black people, but white people are digging it too….I have no idea why, but I also know that if you’re doing anything, from traveling the globe, to picking up dog shit, to wiping your own ass in a public bathroom cuz you ate bad Indian food, it is always better with a busty as fuck chick by your side….everything is better with big old retarded sized tits….and I guess that’s why bitches like Kelly Brook are able to have lasting careers cuz them tits are all she has to offer….which is more that a lot of girls have to offer….and the fact that she knows her place, knows her role, loves her place, loves her role and the big titty whore cuz it pays….make is all the better…see cuz there are so many great tits out there being under utilized, you know that want to be lawyers or business leaders or to save the whales or some shit….but it takes a real champion to throw aspiration aside and take the easy route by taking off their top…you know show your parents how much you don’t give a fuck about how they tried to raise you to be a decent person…..cuz tits get hits…..and tits make dreams come true…and tits are all that matter….at least in Kelly Brook’s case….

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