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2014

12

May

Bregje Heinen for Shopbop Summer of the Day

As this model Bregje Heinen gets more and more popular, you would think I’d be able to get over her name.

It’s like who cares that she sounds like the old folks home you snuck into yesterday to find the richest Alzheimer’s patient to pretend is your grandmother to get paid…

You know the sound of hacking up cancerous and lung disease lungs…that only people in their 80s really master…it takes year to get the right amount of phlegm…

It’s too bad, because she’s fucking hot and I want to focus on her tits…but instead here I am not focusing on her tits…

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