Kelly Brook is not quite amazing…she’s old, just look at her hands…and fat, just look at her tits, but like most fat girls with fat tits, you can see past the fat, especially since her 40 year old ass tries to thin down the month before a shoot, before going back to eating, as these fat girls do.

There’s a study that says you lose the weight where you last gained it first, and this Kelly Brook character who hasn’t quite made it in Hollywood as she wanted, but who was become a millionaire through titty modeling the last 2 decades, always retains her tits, meaning at 18 she was probably something special.

But according to pro Irish Rugby players I met who used to pass her around, she’s always been a porker…

This is her calendar shoot, I guess people in the UK are still old school chimney sweeper types who haven’t quite adopted the internet or technology and still operate like the middle ages…all dying of the plague and shit…Or maybe the British in their cold, conservative ways, are just bad a gifting so they give you some jellies or a Calendar….because these UK girls love producing Calendars…but no American I know has had a Calendar since smart phones….

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