Heidi Klum always goes crazy for Halloween and people, mainly old people, get excited for her crazy and outrageous outfits…
She likes Halloween so much, that for a good period of her life she dressed up as a little blonde woman who got destroyed by a big black scarred up face black guy with a voice of an angel…with a dick as big as a child’s arm…that wasn’t big enough to Klum to really destroy her vagina as much as German people. the inventors of BDSM and scat would want…but in the process she did shit out a bunch of beige babies…Hilter would be so disappointed…
She was on Ellen, dancing like she was the kid in the SIA video as Ellen pretended to be SIA…but more masculine…and the whole thing was silly…but not as silly as her costume involving a herd of Heidi Klums, like a bad snapchat filter, like the narcissism you’d expect from a model who at 50 still looks this good…weathered…but good…
And here are those pics…of Heidi Klum…just having a good time…because she’s won at life..and all it took was being hot…good deal.
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