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2016

29

Nov

Important Sluts Attend the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards of the Day

So the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards – is some event that celebrates independent film, which is never really independent, it is all funded and distributed by the big players, but that they call independent because some evil studio rejected the idea and the filmmaker had to finance it himself – before winning an award – and having the evil Hollywood trolls move in on them to give them a deal to try to get their slimy hands in on the earnings…and the indy filmmakers always go for it – because ultimately – they want to glory too – and everyone remains a corporate drone living a shitty slave life – but in their case they are rich and sometimes get to be creative and do their thing thanks to that proven track record…

My theory is real independent movies, will eventually happen, and none of these hollywood idiots will be part of it, because they charge too much and are the Walmart of motion pictures….just garbage mainstream shit….and thanks to the internet we don’t need them and really they aren’t even that hot…in fact…they are incredibly fucking dull…and here are some pics of them because I feel like I’m a celebrity hollywood blog sometimes…even if I hate everything it represents…

Kate Beckinsale – So Slutty – Despite being Old – Dudes Love Jerking Off to Her – Because She Dresses like this:

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Margot Robbie – So Slutty – Her Nipple is Hard…

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Pregnant Natalie Portman – So Slutty – She’s Got a Fetus Inside her From Cum

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Krysten Ritter – Slutty Goth – Because All Goth’s are Dark, Damaged, Annoying but fuck…

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Malin Akerman – Slutty Cuz That’s the Only Reason She Exists…

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