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2016

29

Nov

Naomi Campbell Is in W Magazine of the Day

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Naomi Campbell lives…

I am not really posting these pictures because they are something I can jerk off to – and that’s not because I am racist – because when it comes to black women – I think they are one of the most appealing species of human – I wouldn’t say I am a black fetishists, but I feel like a failure for never having enough swag to appeal to one – even the big ones….because my penis is just too small and they are the ones racist against me….so in a lot of ways, like a slave owner’s daughter, in exile from the black sauce, only instead of my overbearing slave owning dad keeping me away from the chocolatey goodness..it’s all on them….with their looks of disgust…like “there’s no way I’ll sit on your face and smother the fuck out of you like you want”….

That said, Naomi Campbell has been a lot of fun over the years, just a cunty high maintenance British model who has been given a taste of luxury – being labeled a supermodel – and has carried that rich princess attitude through life – causing scenes…..

So she’s still alive, old as fuck, but black don’t crack, just her legs get a little chunkier and they’d be pretty good to wrap around your neck like a scarf, but she only likes Russian billionaires…

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