Apparently Kirsten Dunst is in this Calvin Klein ad wearing her underwear…

I didn’t watch it, because I don’t like the oppressive nature of advertising. You know trying to seduce me with outtated big titty ex crackhead celebs in their underwear dancing around. Selling me a lifestyle or image that I can only obtain if I buy Calvin Klein lady underwear, that I will wear when I get fucked by producers and execs, to secure a job in entertainment, which will in turn get me paid and make me matter….so that I ccan get cast in underwear videos…the fat man….like Ashley Graham….because it’s the era of exclusivity…

So I hate ads, unless they are paying me. Which Calvin Klein isn’t. But if they were. I’d tell you the top 10 reasons to buy Calvin Klein…you see…we are all whores…and if my whoring allows me to sit on my couch updating this shitty site that costs me a ton in server costs to run….I’ll do it…for myself and for the 1 dude who reads it..

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