Calvin Klein Archives Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2017

19

Apr

Kirsten Dunst for Calvin Klein in Lingerie of the Day

Apparently Kirsten Dunst is in this Calvin Klein ad wearing her underwear…

I didn’t watch it, because I don’t like the oppressive nature of advertising. You know trying to seduce me with outtated big titty ex crackhead celebs in their underwear dancing around. Selling me a lifestyle or image that I can only obtain if I buy Calvin Klein lady underwear, that I will wear when I get fucked by producers and execs, to secure a job in entertainment, which will in turn get me paid and make me matter….so that I ccan get cast in underwear videos…the fat man….like Ashley Graham….because it’s the era of exclusivity…

So I hate ads, unless they are paying me. Which Calvin Klein isn’t. But if they were. I’d tell you the top 10 reasons to buy Calvin Klein…you see…we are all whores…and if my whoring allows me to sit on my couch updating this shitty site that costs me a ton in server costs to run….I’ll do it…for myself and for the 1 dude who reads it..

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2016

21

Nov

Calvin Klein Underwear Pictures of the Day

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If you know sluts, not that you should call anyone sluts, it’s wrong, only sluts can call themselves sluts, it’s a new era and you calling girls sluts is aggressive, misogynistic and seems like you are shaming them, instead of celebrating their empowerment and right to show the world their underwear…underwear that you’ll know in this 90s revival is back to Calvin Klein….a trend that will remind you how everyone is the fucking same – everyone is a fucking drone robot who shameless do the same thing, take the same pic, even if it’s been done and is boring….because it is all the same…so as a 50 year old pervert – I know what everyone is wearing under their clothes because they aren’t wearing clothes – and I appreciate that…

This is some photoshoot / catalog shoot for their new collection with some tits – not because Calvin Klein is paying me to post this, they should, but aren’t…but let me give them a free ad anyway – as a thanks for tricking girls into showing their cheap underwear they paid 30 dollars at the mall for…like it’s gold…are you kidding me….keep up the good work team.

Here are some pics from social media to express my joy for girls showing off their underwear….

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2016

06

May

Erotica by Calvin Klein Spring 2016 Global Campaign by Harley Weir

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Calvin Klein has always been a casual fashion brand pervert, who used heroin addict looking models like Kate Moss, to pose in her underwear.

He fell off and then came back hard this past year, getting all the celebs wearing their Calvins…something that has worked and trickled down into the newsfeed…with normal girls I know…

He’s still trying to make waves, using models…Klara Kristin, Abbey Lee Kershaw, Kendall Jenner, & Saskia de Brauw

It’s ok, not edgy in this porn world…but still upskirts and that works for me.

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2008

16

Jul

Some Ads Too Racy For Calvin Klein for the Gay and Vagina Owning Readers of the Day

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I got this email:

Ok so I have a friend at a photography studio in the East Village in New York and he sent me these pictures of Calvin Klein Model Garrett Neff that were supposed to be deleted from their server. He is their new underwear model and these pictures were too risque for CK to put in the ads. I attached them. I think your readers would love them. Enjoy!

I know that I asked for people to send in exclusive pictures and stories, and I can’t go back on that request now, but for some reason was expecting things a little dirtier in a good way and not in a way that will lead half my closet case readers into a state of confusion, arousal and shame all at the same time. Either way, I assume at least one of you 10 is a gay or a vagina and will actually enjoy them, for the rest of you, take a good look at this dude, then walk to your bathroom mirror and take a good look at yourself and understand why girls won’t bang you.

Thanks for the tip reader, you have made DrunkenStepfather take an interesting new journey into the darkside…..