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2017

13

Jul

Sarah Hyland Freaks me Out of the Day

I don’t know why Sarah Hyland isn’t exclusively cast in horror movies, because this bitch terrifies me.

I follow her on social media, I see her paparazzi pics pop up because she’s one of the last standing Sitcom stars in a world where Network TV finally doesn’t matter…and her bobble head on her little body…reminds me of some kind of deformity…like the girl with Cancer Face in South Korea…

Only more cunty, entitled, whiney thanks to being a fucking overpaid celebrity sold off by her parents that made her this freakish way because they thought the hormone therapy would keep her young looking for longer…and now she’s just a mutant…

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