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2017

05

Sep

Alyssa Milano’s in a Bikini of the Day

Alyssa Milano sunbathing in a bikini

Alyssa Milano is not hot.

She is old. It is not 1989 and this is not the BTS of Who’s the Boss..

That is not Tony Danza by her side, that is her hairy arm she’s had laser, but like all people who amputate important body parts, that shit lingers, Phantom hairy arms…because like the Italian she is..bitch was hairy…

I find it interesting her fans still exist and still get excited abotu her in a bikini because she has been off TV for decades and really Who’s the Boss wasn’t even that hot, or fun, or good…she’s just Maitland Ward 90s trash still milking it like the cow that she is.

The highlight of Alyssa Milano is that she once told me off on social media for making fun of her arms….it felt like I was getting through and inspiring…but clearly..I wasn’t…and never will…but that’s a whole other story….

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