Sofia Vergara is not that interesting of a person to me – other than that she’s made it as a huge star, despite being an immigrant, who I am not even sure made it to America legally, or if she pulled some scams, whether it be marriage, or work visas as the correspondent for some Colombian Telemundo shit that granted her a work visa, I just know that after all these years, a stint on a huge show where she’s helped raise slutty Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland…you know instilling great values that their mother’s initiated when whoring them out to the media…by someone who whored herself out to the media…because how else did this success happen. It makes no sense beyond big tits, people liking big tits, enough to cast them in a TV show they likely had no idea would be a big hit…reminding us that all you need is that one hit to matter.

I like to think she’s dialed in through a drug cartel in Colombia and that’s why she won at hollywood, you know some underbelly, underworld, cocaine fueled shit…

That said, she’s promoting some bullshit, cutting bread, tits out and I figure there’s a fetish in there, older tits are still tits, and Sofia Vergara tits are substantial tits that made it tits…

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