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2014

16

Apr

Sofia Vergara’s Women’s Health Shoot of the Day

Sofia Vergara has a great scam going on. She was a single mother from Colombia, who managed to work her way into a sitcom where she plays herself, which requires no talent, not that being on a sitcom really requires any talent, just look at Jennifer Aniston and all the other overpaid idiots from the history of sitcoms, but this Sofia chick has it pretty good, it’s like they wrote the part specifically for her, and that’s safe to say, happened because of either really good blowjobs, even though girls in Hollywood are already giving really good blowjobs, it is the land of eager as fuck….or some weird drug cartel affiliation muscling the right people to make shit happen…since LA is the land of cocaine too…

Either way, she’s 100, still looks good, and is in Women’s Health for you to masturbate to, because you are too lazy to masturbate to footage of her from when she wasn’t 100 years old

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2013

24

Dec

Sofia Vergara’s Christmas Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Sofia Vergara may be old as fuck, but she does this whole showing her ass thing pretty fucking well…especially at her age…and more importantly at her level of battered pussy cuz you know she had a kid at 20, where shit probably bounced back for her, but she also went from Miami immigrant to superstar, sure it took 20 years, but she’s the highest paid person on TV now, and that only happens with vaginal insertion…FACT.

Vaginal insertion I’d like to watch and not just cuz I love vaginal insertion…and not just because I know this vagina can insert all kinds of things…but because I love this ass…despite it’s age…which is weird for me…but let’s blame Christmas…

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2013

12

Nov

Sofia Vergara’s Booty Pic of the Day

One of the co-stars of Modern Family posted this picture of Sofia Vergara hiding her old face because she is 100 years old…while photobombing the picture with what made her matter in the world of entertainment…her ass…an ass that doesn’t necessarily look good in these leggings…but when you factor in that it’s 100 years old…whether in SPANX or not…it’s still an ass mooning a camera…and that’s gotta count for something…

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2013

20

Aug

Sofia Vergara Trying to Stay Hot of the Day

You know that Sofia Vergara is so committed to staying hot that she’s got a basement lab where they kill orphans for her to drink their blood…but she doesn’t post those witch sorcery shit…that would make people think she’s weird…but she does post pics of her doing pilates or whatever this demonstration of different sex positions you can her in…but in her defence every picture of a girl is her showing off a different sex position…this may not be hot, but you’ll probably jerk off to it..

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2013

13

Aug

Sofia Vergara Titties on Set of the Day

When you’re Sofia Vergara and your tits have done so much for you, I’m talking being the one thing responsible for her entire career, unless my prediction that she’s affiliated with Colombian coke cartels who some of the Hollywood execs and agents owe favours to is fact, it is hard to turn your back on them.

That would be like a stripper with 10,000 dollar implants not wearing a low cut shirt…even though she saved for a year, not buying shitty designer clothes, or paying her deadbeat boyfriend’s rent…to get them. An investment and a friend always there for her.

Vergara knows that all we care about, all we want to see, is them tits, her 45 year old mom face isn’t what made her win Emmy’s.

The good news is that I like tits.

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2013

18

Jul

Sofia Vergara for Terry Richardson of the Day

Sofia Vergara did a Harper’s shoot with Terry Richardson a few months ago that was recently published, I am sure I posted it on the site somewhere, laughing about how she’s fooled us all with her big fucking tits, from single immigrant mom to award winning actress, what the fuck happened, there’s a backstory here I know involves many things inserted in her twat.

I appreciate that she still tries to milk her tits to get some love, and that she’s aged pretty well and looks good, but I just think she’d be better with a little more desperation, as would Terry Richardson, when all these people have made it, and are pushing their 40s, they get kinda fucking boring….

Here are the pics anyway.

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2013

12

Jul

Sofia Vergara for Harper’s Bazaar August of the Day


Old Lady, Mom, Hooker or Gold Digger who was more of a Gold Miner that managed to find her way onto the international celebrity scene, despite having very little to offer other than huge tits, Sofia Vergara, one of the more confusing girls in recent years, is in August’s Harper’s Bazaar and she’s photoshopped so hard she looks like a cartoon, you know a sketch of herself, but unlike a cartoon you’d jerk off to, they seem to have neglected her fucking titties…I guess that means she thinks she’s made it cuz she’s not exploiting the only thing that matters…bummer, but I guess at 100, you gotta make those kinds of choices…

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2013

27

Jun

Sofia Vergara in a Bikini Top on a Sex Swing of the Day

Sofia Vergara brought her big titties out in a bikini top and a pair of pants, like you’d expect an old lady who is a mom, but who works out, would do…you see flat stomachs are worth celebrating, but those cellulite ridden thighs and ass, just need to be covered up and the pic needs to be taken from a distance…because otherwise it takes away from her sex appeal…that is dying fast, but hasn’t died yet. You see you can’t fool nature, you can delay it, you can smoke and mirrors it, you can fool producers to give you work by extorting them like you learned growing up in Colombia, but being a chick over 21, every day that passes, is a day of being less hot. It’s a fact, you can google it.

That said, I appreciate her tricks to celebrate her big tits without ruining them with an sloppy ass, and I like that she’s on a sex swing, that may just be a swing, but if used properly, can be turned into one pretty easily…

I am not a fan, I am indifferent.

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2013

17

Jun

Sofia Vergara’s Ass for the Internet of the Day

Sofia Vergara, despite being 100 fucking years old, posted a picture of her booty from a pretty amazing angle that almost makes you forget that she’s 100 fucking years old, and that that ass has seen countless penises to get to the level of celebrity she is at, we’re talking 40 fucking years of dick sucking and fucking to lead to a couple of EMMY awards….so that now she an afford the luxury of slutting out without any obligations or motive for advancement, just in picture for some male attention, and for the simple
pleasure of having people stare at her ass like it still matters…for the fun of showing her ass…going back to the basics of whoring…

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2013

04

Jun

Babes at the CFDA Awards of the DAy

Sofia Vergara, Jessica Chastain, Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Ireland Baldwin and other bitches were at the CFDA Fashion awards, to celebrate people in the industry, in another masturbatory awards show, that for some reason is less obnoxious to me than Hollywood and Music Industry awards, because fashion is something that some dude in his basement can go viral with and become the next big thing, while Hollywood and the Music Industry, for the most part is celebrating people who have already fucking won to be there in the first place…not to mention, fashion attracts hotter bitches, and showcases tits like it was porno….

Here’s a little Candice Swanepoel getting yelled at by the paparazzi…

I’m into it, as I sit here in soiled sweat pants I’ve had for the last 15 years.


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2013

17

May

Sofia Vergara’s Big Eyebrows of the Day

Jesus, this South American bitch has some big fucking eyebrows, I mean these are some serious eyebrows, and by eyebrows, I mean eyebrows and not some clever way of saying tits, cuz you see we all know she’s busy as fuck, it’s why she is on TV, I mean better to get have a token middle aged hispanic woman in hollywood to be busty as fuck than not…..

But these eyebrows, they are distracting, all up on some Andy Rooney fucking caterpillars crawling on her face….

I guess they are better to soak up all the cum she’s had ejaculated on her face as she climbed the ladder in her career…

It all makes sense now, these eyebrows were just as important to her success as the titties that lead to all the blowjobs, because it acted as a much needed mop. I’ve seen how they clean up oil spills. I get what’s going on here….


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2013

07

Mar

Sofia Vergara’s Guns for Machete Kills of the Day

Sofia Vergara got herself some more acting work…because despite being 60 fucking years old….she’s still in high demand….for reasons I can only assume involve being from a Colombian drug cartel that feeds the execs in Hollywood….so that they have no choice but to hire her otherwise she will expose them….I mean that or it’s cuz she’s got ridiculous titties…and the movie maker’s know 50 percent of America are hispanic…and in being Hispanic need hispanic characters to relate to….so they might as well cast the best one…even if she’s better suited to be stripping like most single mom immigrants….

Well the acting work in the new Robert Rodriguez movie, Machete Kills….also staring Mel Gibson, Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Alba, Charlie Sheen, Amber Heard, Alexa Vega, Lady Gaga….but none of the others made the first movie poster…cuz they don’t have tits they can sensationalize with guns…like he did to Rose McGowan’s leg in that Grindhouse shit…

Either way, here’s the poster, I hope it speaks to your inner nerd, which in your case is also your outter nerd…you’re just lucky nerd is still trendy and doesn’t result in getting beat the fuck up….

Guns for tits…on a girl known for her tits…so fucking clever/comedic/obvious/who cares…oh right, you do.

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2013

27

Feb

Sofia Vergara’s Awesome Roller Skating Instagram of the Day

Sofia Vergara posted this picture of her on set Roller Skating in a compromising position…..wearing tight enough pants for all her fans that like middle aged Latinas so long as they have massive tits and access to a serious cocaine supply…cuz cocaine is awesome…and so are massive tits…especially on broken women, who despite having already made it, all rich and famous, probably have a lot of battle wounds along the way….cuz going from single mother, immigrant who couldn’t speak english to Emmy Award winning actor….instead of stripper married to a drug dealer…makes me think she gives awesome blow jobs….and even though I’ll never find out, I don’t mind staring at her doin her thing…cuz guess what…I have nothing else to do….


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2013

12

Feb

Sofia Vergara Not Naked for Glamour Mexico of the Day

Sofia Vergara has big tits..and she’s not naked for Glamour Mexico…because like all South Americans, she thinks she’s too good to get naked for Mexico….you know all elitist and Hollywood now….probably with a deep rooted hatred for her spanish speaking southern country neighbor cuz in America.. where she’s paved her way….she’s probably been called a Mexican way too many times that whenever she hears Mexico she spits on the fucking ground in spite….or maybe I’m just getting a little too carried away on this….when I shouldn’t have even bothered noting these pics since they aren’t nude.

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2013

05

Feb

Sofia Vergara’s Applying Make-Up of the Day

This must be a fetish somewhere…

Sofia Vergara has two people working her face to make her look like she’s not a 50 year old single mom of a 25 year old….you know when you’re not looking at her breasts…..and take the time to see what her face actually looks like…which I assume only happens sometimes….like right now when she’s not showing off her tits…even though showing off her tits is the whole reason she exists….making the whole thing so backwards…

Most girls hide their smoke and mirror secrets, their SPANX, their EXLAX and whatever else they use to make themselves look hot….but this girl’s putting this out there….making me think is just a front for the other 3 dozen other people she has airbrushing her into looking like a babe….but we don’t care about that…we just care that she’s making everyday 50 year olds feel inadequate….cuz an inadequate feeling woman is one who gives good head….

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