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2017

20

Nov

Sarah Hyland Rolling Her Face Out of the Day

Sarah Hyland and her weird exhibitionism has led to videos of her posting her hygiene regiments, like rolling out her weird fucking face with a roller that is I guess supposed to take away the muppet like swelling caused by her parents having her on growth suppressant hormones when she was a kid and they were trying to make her famous…

I don’t know why she wants to share this with the world, but fame has this weird effect that makes you think you’re important and that people care to see weird hygiene practices…and social media makes it too easy to connect with your fans, who are mainly perverts, who fetishize about this shit…like experiencing a girl they’ve seen grow up weirdly on TV…doing things in her bathroom.

I prefer my exhibitionism to involve dick in pussy..or pussy on pussy…really anything with pussy…if you’re gonna put yourself out there…you might as well really put yourself out there…

I mean shitting and pissing would work too…

But rolling out your doughy face like you’re making cookies with it…that’s just boring exhibitionism. Step It Up.But in the mean time, it’s a very weird social experiment.

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