Sarah Hyland topless on her Instagram story has gone viral. The media has picked up on it like it actually matters…even though you can’t see her nipples…and not just because you’re fixated on her really weird looking face…but because she’s not showing them…

I have unfortunately…watched her live stories, they are something she puts out there all the fucking time, and they are really fucking irritating…I’ve watched her on a date with some mooch dude praying on her celebrity to better himself…I’ve watched her apply make-up…and the whole thing is that of what you’d expect an actor to be…attention seeking, on camera, “look at me” bullshit…

So this is hardly topless enough…hardly compelling enough…but people are posting it and I guess I am too.

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