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2018

26

Feb

Josephine Skriver in Underwear Like Virgins Do of the Day

Josephine Skriver in Underwear

Josephine Skriver posted some panty selfie, because I guess her team at Victoria’s Secret marketing who are puppet mastering her, give her explicit instructions on how to explicitly post pics of herself in explicit positions, like some kind of shameless instagram model, on with a contract worth a Million dollars a year, so not like those shameless instagram models at all, but rather someone just doing her contractually obligated social media work to get that Million dollars a year….it’s all stats…people love slutty mirror selfies…they make the voyeurism feel more authentic than some fabricated, produced shoot, even if it’s all produced…it is about the numbers…

That said…..Josephine Skriver was made in a test tube with Gay Biologist Sperm and a Lesbian’s egg, in what they pretend is them wanting a kid, but in what I think was a funded experiment in genetic modification funded by the Victoria’s Secret brand…

More interestingly, she apparently came to NYC a virgin, an her current boyfriend, who has dated models before popping her…and that in and of itself is the best Josephine Skriver fact ever.

HERE SHE IS FOR H&M SWIM – EVEN THOUGH SHE’S A VS CONTRACT GIRL – MAKING ME THINK THIS IS HOW VS CASHES IN ON H&M AD DOLLLARS

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