Heidi Klum's BLOOMIN' ONION of the Day

2018

Apr

Heidi Klum’s BLOOMIN’ ONION of the Day

When you’re Heidi Klum and you’ve had your pussy and ass banged out to be one giant hole by:

1- SEAL and his large adult sized arm penis – straight from Africa – all tribal and shit – which her German S&M model liked because it made her feel alive….

2- Other rich men that she’s met along the way

3- Young dudes, rockstars, pretty much all the cock she can get

4- 14 kids with at least 2 of those men.

5- the aging process, she tries to defy, because she doesn’t look her age, but her pussy might.

You gotta put that emoji, light flare effect on your ass, cuz when you’re in a bathing suit in certain poses, it’s look like a bloomin’ onion and that goes against all her marketing efforts..

IS THIS THE OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE – CUZ I CAN SEE YOUR BLOOMIN’ ONION…