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2018

08

May

Lindsey Vonn Bikini of the Day

Lindsey Vonn Ass in a Nude Bikini

Lindsey Vonn is your American Olympic hero who let you down, and not just because she’s packaged as being hot in all the media, while you know in your soul she’s pretty fucking masculine, like most skier chicks, or Olympic chicks, who are trying to win metals, and sure fitness is great for longevity, it’s not that great for eroticism…if you look at any crossfit girl pumping gas behind you in her crossfit outfit you’ll know…they are fucking tanks…and sure they can life fridges over their heads to backsquat…but that’s not quite the yoga / pilates, toned dainty look I want in a girl…

More interestingly, Lindsey Vonn takes a lot of black cock, which would make sense since white guys fuck like pussies, and she’s a tank who needs to be TAKEN HARD like a fall going 100 MPH on two fucking sticks..

She’s doing her bikini thing to elevate her “personal brand” and to get paid as an influencer and speaker now that her career is over…and only has 3-5 years life of sponsorship money…

This is how you scramble…to get hits…even big girls know how to win at social media…

Lindesey Vonn Bikini Beach Clean Up

Lindsey Von White Lace Shirt in BEd

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