The Met Gala happened.
It’s an obnoxious / exclusive event that happens every year, that I am not invited to, because I am irrelevant, barely exist, I am not fashion or celebrity and even if I was invited, I would avoid…I have social anxiety…even if there’s an open bar there…
I’m more into gutter strip clubs…and backwoods dive bars…you know…
I know you’ve seen all these pictures on all the sites, because that’s what the Met Gala is, a media hype to celebrate Narcissists by giving them an excuse to dress up, to be seen, to be talked about…but I figure I’ll post it to…in this MASSIVE and amazing post….The highlight of the MET was CHLOE SEVINGNY – SHE GOT HER OWN POST – A POST DEDICATE TO HER
So here we go..
Ariana Grande Possibly Pregnant, Poisoning her Kid With the Self Tanner Tits
Bella Hadid Dominatrix Gear – Looking like she’s Khloe Kardashian…not hot to me…but hot to the people she’s been marketed to who can’t resist buying into bullshit…
Cara Delevingne looking for pussy, on the pussy prowl, or maybe she’s looking for crack..cuz girl looks rugged to me…lesbians..right…
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Cardi B with them Milk Titties – Pregnancy does wonderful things to stripper tits…
Gigi Hadid and Weird New Face Selena Gomez ….because Selena Gomez is either dying of LUPUS…or she’s got her face jacked up…who knows, it’s weird…
Gisele Bundchen is still around, because she’s everyone’s favorite / richest Brazilian tranny….far better than the one who gave all those people in porno AIDS in 2004 – who kinda deserved AIDS for making tranny porn….
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Hailee Steinfeld – is she black? We don’t know…but she’s relevant enough to be here…
Hailey Baldwin Snuck in with her Tits On….or maybe this is just someone who looks like Hailey Baldwin…because I can’t imagine Hailey Baldwin being invited anywhere…she must have really cried to her Jesus loving daddy and preyed very hard to her god Jesus for this invite…
J.Lo with the Leg…cuz J.Lo likes to be an old lady whore knowing her Puerto Rican fans will love it…
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Kim Kardashian Sucking it in, or just fresh from the Lipo clinic in her basement….disgusting humans unite!
Lili Reinhart – Betty, who I call Becky….the fat titty, fat girl from Riverdale who I don’t find hot…but who perverts find hot cuz of tits..
Miley Cyrus Country Titties making that comeback cuz she’s so country rockin’ that Johnny Cash tattoo and telling everyone she’s Dolly Parton’s god daughter, sitting outside Dollywood handing out flyers to all the guests to help sell how country she is..
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Who invited Olivia Munn? Seriously this fucking lecherous manipulative, how the fuck is she famous bitch has really tricked the system…
Rihanna. Obviously.
Kylie Jenner unfortunately didn’t die in Child Birth, where are the 1800s when you need them…
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WHAT are these fake tans/tits?
Selena Gomez what the fuck happened to her. Is this rehab, is this disease, is this what terminal illness looks like, is this face injections. It’s fucking weird.
Zoe Kravitz. I hate this bitch. So I’ll post this bitch.
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