January Jones Tit in Robe is a Fetish somewhere, which is the same logic as Jimmy Buffett’s “It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere”….because he panders to fat alcoholic trash with diabetes in their motorized scooters looking for a taste of “paradise” through sugary adult slushy drinks….the caribbean experience for retired trash that can neither afford the real caribbean experience…or really want the real caribbean experience…but rather the mall version of it….

What I am saying is that January Jones Tit in Robe is pandering to some group of virgin loser tit lover, in a low level way that people pretend isn’t low level thanks to her being on TV, making her high level….while we all know that dicks were sucked to get to this point in her career…we also know she’s 40, a single mother being a stereotype who can just put the tit away already….but no one’s told her…she’s still trying to matter the way it worked the first time.

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