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2018

23

May

Katrina Bowden Does Swimwear of the Day

Katrina Bowden is 29 according to her public records, but probably closer to 38 according to her driver’s license, because all these women lie about their age.

She considers herself an actor, while no one else does, except maybe the pervert who still follows her on social media because he liked her in Piranha 3DD….Sex Drive and Scary Movie 5….PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY acting she has done ever…

She is now working on a healthy lifestyle blog, because I guess the agents in LA are telling all their low levels to turn to social media, find an angle and reason to post slutty bathing suit pics, and do it with something marketable that targets women….because you will close some brand deals and that’s what it’s all about…

I guess it’s smart to see her still hustling, because really…why the fuck not take some slutty pics for instagram, have an intern write articles on Carb Free Cookies, and have your agents lie to some marketing people to get her 5-10k to do a post that is actually worth 4 dollars, but when you put the whole “She was in Piranha 3DD” they see the value in her….

Weird times of everyone being a personal brand entrepreneur getting paid.

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