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2018

23

May

Katrina Bowden Does Swimwear of the Day

Katrina Bowden is 29 according to her public records, but probably closer to 38 according to her driver’s license, because all these women lie about their age.

She considers herself an actor, while no one else does, except maybe the pervert who still follows her on social media because he liked her in Piranha 3DD….Sex Drive and Scary Movie 5….PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY acting she has done ever…

She is now working on a healthy lifestyle blog, because I guess the agents in LA are telling all their low levels to turn to social media, find an angle and reason to post slutty bathing suit pics, and do it with something marketable that targets women….because you will close some brand deals and that’s what it’s all about…

I guess it’s smart to see her still hustling, because really…why the fuck not take some slutty pics for instagram, have an intern write articles on Carb Free Cookies, and have your agents lie to some marketing people to get her 5-10k to do a post that is actually worth 4 dollars, but when you put the whole “She was in Piranha 3DD” they see the value in her….

Weird times of everyone being a personal brand entrepreneur getting paid.

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2017

06

Dec

Katrina Bowden Bikini Butt Shot of the Day

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Katrina Bowden was some whore from American Pie Episode 40, let’s milk this brand as fucking hard as we can because that’s what you do when you’re hollywood and find something that worked in the 90s and actors that haven’t worked since the 90s who are into making another million to help them ride the next decade

It amazes me how Hollywood is fucking scrambling, their ideas pure shit, their celebs pure shit, but at least the girls are low level, or egotistical enough to keep bringing the sleazy half nakedness…

She wants you to look at her butt…so look at her butt…

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2017

08

Jun

Katrina Bowden Bikini of the Day

Katrina Bowden was some whore from American Pie Episode 40, let’s milk this brand as fucking hard as we can because that’s what you do when you’re hollywood and find something that worked in the 90s and actors that haven’t worked since the 90s who are into making another million to help them ride the next decade…..and she is hot and really being part of that shit that I can only imagine was shit…really propelled her into never having a legit career, but at least she got that..

Now she’s in shitty bikini pics, I guess riding whatever low level celebrity she has, and the pics aren’t that hot, she’s old, tired and done….but it’s nice to see she’s still trying…

Thank god for rich dudes in Los Angeles who pay for sluts they date so that they can run the show…

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2016

19

Jul

Katrina Bowden’s Butt Shots in Vegas of the Day

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Aspiring celebrities and aspiring models all struggle to have compelling social media, because jobs are all based on social media, so someone like Emily Rat Cow just goes full nude whore and has millions of followers, where someone like Katrina Bowden, who has been on TV and in movies, has almost less followers than my @drunkenstepfatherdotcom…because actors are lazy, especially women who are used to being spoon fed, and are really just puppets that don’t really deserve the jobs they’ve got, they just sort of happened…but she posted a bunch of butt shots because I guess she’s trying to find an angle to say “Hey, I could be Margot Robbie too, pervert dudes like me”….here’s her ass from a bunch of shots trying to find the right one…but the internet was there to pick it up…

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2016

03

Mar

Katrina Bowden’s Bikini Yoga of the Day

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Katrina Bowden has been releasing a series of pictures of her doing YOGA in her bikinis…

I talk to a few of these aspiring celebrities, aspiring model type girls, and they all struggle to have compelling social media, because jobs are all based on social media, so someone like Emily Rat Cow just goes full nude whore and has millions of followers, where someone like Katrina Bowden, who has been on TV and in movies, has less followers than my (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom)…because actors are lazy and really just puppets that don’t really deserve the jobs they’ve got, they just sort of happened…

The funny thing is that actors when paid on scale, make virtually dog shit, I mean yes, a movie has to pay you 60k, but this girl has done one movie in 10 years…so 60k in 10 years is far less than WELFARE….THANK GOD FOR RICH GUYS to allow her to live her dream…

So yes, this is her, trying to do the whole slutty on social media thing – with purpose…even though no one does yoga in bikinis, unless they want to be seen in fucking bikinis…I’m onto you Katrina Bowden and your subtle whoring.

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2016

25

Feb

Katrina Bowden Fitness of the Day

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Katrina Bowden is some babe from 30 Rock. She’s 27 in actor years, which is usually a 3-5 year lie, she’s married which I know all you Bowden groupies fucking hate…because in your twisted fan boy mind, her being married takes away from your fantasy that you’ve got a chance…

I’ve never seen 30 Rock, but I did see her in American Reunion, the highlight of her film career, I just don’t remember any of that garbage….and wouldn’t remember her, if it wasn’t for her doing some Fitness Photoshoots for what I assume is her lifestyle blog, all these fuckers have them now…it’s the only way they get paid…and rightfully show, this is hotter than any acting roll where we have to listen to her speak…because fitness..

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2013

17

Sep

Katrina Bowden in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day

Katrina Bowden is famous for being in American Pie Reunion…no one should be famous for being in American Pie reunion…

That’s all I have to say about that….

Oh and she’s in a bikini in Hawaii and you’ll want to fuck her…because last night, you fucked a pillow…and the night before that you fucked some deli meat…and this is a step up from that…you weirdo.

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