Katy Perry in a bikini reminds me of seeing most 45 year olds who try to eat well, try to workout, but don’t quite succeed because they can’t resist the cake….or the fries…but hit the gym harder the next day…which means she’s not overly fat, but still gross.

She’s got a mom body, without being a mom, and has since she started and that makes little to no sense to anyone…but then again, Katy Perry, sent from hell to terrorize us, doesn’t make sense to me. Her limited song and dance talent just doesn’t make any fucking sense…and her success with one viral song turning into a career and super stardom also makes no sense…but it happened and it could be because of her tits…but I’ll say it’s devil dealings…her dad is a preacher you know…so he’s got that direct line to figure out ways to whore his daughter out to make her become THIS….whatever THIS sloppy mess may be…

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