Caroline Vreeland really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of anything…she has massive tits, but the rest of her body is so weirdly shaped, it’s like some top heavy cartoon character, you know you’ve seen the 300 pound man who carries all his weight about the waist….looking like he’s from some vintage cartoon like the Pink Panther….

she’s like the titty version of that, obviously, I can easily buy into and support some 30 year old whore, who has been trying everything to get famous as a singer for the last 10 years, including the use of her tits, that I’ve posted before, yet people don’t give a fuck about her.

She’s tried to hang with relevant instagrammers who posted and tagged her and her massive tits and she still struggled to go viral and get followers. She was stuck at like 80k followers for 4 fucking years…

She has a relative she pretends was her grandmother who was some Vogue writer or creative director, you know a legit famous person in the fashion industry who had the same last name….to give her some credit in fashion…like I said…she tries every angle. She goes to every event. She hangs with people more popular than her. Yet the only thing she has going for her…are the monster tits, the natural huge tits, that are freakish and exciting to us perverts, but that have amazingly done very little for her.

I mean I can find you dozens of big titty women who used their big tits that aren’t even this big, in less shameless ways to get so much more.

It’s weird to see someone with such big tits sucking so hard at something she puts so much effort into…

I mean I am sure she get paid now, it’s happening for her, but it has happened to so many people with lesser tits who tried so much less, and put less personality and tit into what they do…which makes me wonder what is wrong with her..besides her weird hip to waist ratio you won’t notice cuz LOOK AT THOSE MASSIVE TITS.

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