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2018

23

Aug

Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell Boring Lesbians of the Day

I am not one of those dudes who gets off to Lesbians, or lesbian porn, I actually dislike lesbians and find them unfulfilling, anti-climatic, because I need the cum shot to know it’s over…

Maybe it’s because lebsians hate me for not taking them seriously, or believing that lesbians actually exist…or because I have a penis…

I just can get into it, so even when girls fist each other and squirt pee everywhere, I’m like “boring”…..probably because I know how lesbians work, besides doing cross fit, they are two women and that’s just too much crazy for me….

Or back in the college years when everyone wasn’t a fucking genderless lesbian weirdo with open sexuality….and girls would make out with each other when drunk…I’d think “this is so dumb”….unless my dick’s in their mouth while they do that…this does nothing for me….

So I am not really the lesbian fan you should be talking to if you’re looking for someone excited about celeb lesbians…even when one of those lesbians is a Victoria’s Secret model.

I find it boring, I find Kirsten Stewart boring, and even though this would be a fun story in the 90s, before lesbians were real….it’s not a fun story now..

Sure I’d watch their sex tape, but even that would be boring….

A model with a very famous broken actress she’s manipulated with her mouth…

It just seems so contrived to me…but here’s some lesbians in shorts no construction boots or birkenstocks for you fucking weirdos who like this ….

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