Helena Christensen Nude of the Day

2019

Mar

Helena Christensen still looks amazing…and she’s probably in her 70s…

She was one of the earlier Victoria’s Secret models…and is a nice reminder that Victoria’s Secret models never die, well I’m sure at least one has, maybe of anorexia or drugs…but I’m not talking about those ones….

Maybe she’s a robot created in a lab before they had the technology to make Josephine Skriver…

Maybe this is some WALL-E shit and she’ll be walking the fucking earth long after we kill it…

A forever reminder that earlier Victoria’s Secret was a better, simpler time, before Victoria’s Secret was played out, tacky, for basic ghetto bitches in every fucking mall. You know when the images weren’t the fucking same for 3 decades, but were exciting and celebrated, new and fresh, daring and edgy, controversial…and something men jerked off to in an era there was no porn, and to give wives a modern take on the Sears Catalog…

Smart marketing…it’s got old now that everyone is a nude model…but it’s still naked or half naked chicks and that is what it’s about.