OH GOOD bella thorne has her bra off because of course she does….

Her tactics are obvious, but her tits are big enough to not care, even when we call out how boring she is at sexualizing herself, like the dude who molested her as a kid sexualized her, we still look..cuz she has tits.

Her overall everything bores me, but everything bores me. I don’t think it’s because I am jaded and old, I don’t think I’ve seen it all, I just I think it’s because nothing is exciting and I’ve seen the same thing over and over….it may be why Leo DiCaprio fucks dudes instead of chicks, cuz dudes are something fresh to him, after all these girls have thrown them at him…

I think the technical term is OVEREXPOSURE. It happened to LADY GAGA, her weirdness she brought too many times made that weirdness obvious tactics strictly designed to get noticed, which is lamee…it happned to Miley for the same reason and sure she still exists but never will she be that twerking ball of energy she was, the excitement is gone…and Bella Thorne, who’s been at this for a while now…is just on repeat, cruise control…same same but barely different..and that’s too bad…

She calls herself a wannabe mogul cuz all these kids are shameless and keen on making crazy internet money, when my era was kids who would hope to get a job in a TRADE….but then again in my era, we didn’t even know if girls in our high school classes had tits, cuz their oversized 80s sweaters prevented us from seeing the tits, and as it turns out…..that’s changed, I’m a dinosaur…

So as boring as Bella Thorne is, I can appreciate, but barely appreciate her bringing some low level smut…it’s better than nothing. I guess. Even if it looks like it smells.

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