Halloween Round is still going on in Canada, at least in Montreal, because the Mayor decided the weather was bad….and that November 1st was a better day for Halloween, playing God or some shit…so I get to see moms in slutty outfits talking their babies out for candy, despite candy being sugar and thus the devil in this organic quinoa celery juice state and more addictive than heroin in this medicated addict state, and full of waste from single use packaging on fun size candy in this environmentally friendly state….and moms in slutty outfits are fun cuz I know they’ve been cummed in….
I assume that bars and clubs and parties are still doing Halloween this weekend, why wouldn’t they milk it…Halloween after halloween cuz girls don’t dress slutty enough on the daily, even though I’ve seen the coffee shop girl’s nips and ass at least 40 times…last week…girls are whores…but this way they can be thematic whores…whores with a pop culture reference beyond “I saw it on instagram”…
So Halloween not deat..here are celebs in Halloween action…
Miley with her new “boyfriend”
Kim Kardashian as Reese Witherspoon
Elsa Hosk HOT as Natalie Portman as a stripper in Closer
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