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2020

03

Jan

Britney Spears Bikini Yoga of the Day

Britney Spears Bikini Yoga

Here’s some Britney Spears channeling some Jane Fonda Aerobic VHS…in a workout alongside Britney…like those televised Aerobic shows of the 1980s you probably jacked off to when you called in sick….because girls with fit bodies in bikinis doing silly dances in provocative positions back when porn wasn’t accessible…is all we fucking had…

As Britney rocks out her last year in her 30s, after a lifetime of being imprisoned like some kind of Pop Music Nelson Mandela….she knows that this is the kind of erotica she can get away with now that her dad’s been forced to back off from her earning potential he held her captive for.

I like her middle aged mom of two thickness, but it’s probably because she’s Britney Spears….

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