Selena Gomez Bikini of the Day

2020

Jan

In tragic news today….Selena Gomez has died.

No wait, that’s just her in a bikini being fat and weird looking for all the face injections she’s got in efforts to compete with her one true LOVE – Justin Bieber’s – wife he married to escape the wrath of his psychopath who was in and out of rehab while trying to deal with her emotions thanks to celebrity kids being FUCKING NUTS.

I don’t know why she looks so pale, shiny and bloated, but it could be her terminal disease…which I guess is erotic to some of you out there with K-Fed hustle on the brain…knowing if they get in with her, she’ll die off soon enough, leaving you their fortune….all for putting up some manageable shit that comes with a crazy egotistical bitch…that probably isn’t too far off the mark from what you deal with in your daily life with women with far greater reward…

I am sure countless dudes would put up with a whining rich entitled brat like Selena Gomez….for a chance to get at that money…..like you were her parents….who probably took all her childhood acting money.

Anyway, she’s too important, relevant, successful, coveted, rich to be the depressive loser she is. Get it together girl….you look like shit.