Bella Thorne is some viral stunted. half retarded set of fake tits on a hot enough body yet has no sex appeal at least not to me…because she doesn’t carry herself as a sexual being but more like a fat lazy chick wanting a dick in her as she farts and eats her whoopie pies or whatever is is fat girls do…
You know, there are girls who can move sexually, who can act sexual…but who end up being like Alison Hannigan in American Pie, which for whatever reason is the only comparable person I can think of when looking at Bella Thorne, maybe it’s the orange pubic hair…but the point is, Hannigan in that movie was overly sexual, but weirdly overly sexual, when she tells us she fucks her flute, it’s more a “?”, where as when Shannon Elizabeth gets naked on webcam, it was an OMG moment in CINEMATIC history…yes, I know the American Pie reference is fucking weird….but I am sure there have been fat, gross girls in your circle of friends or who you’ve brought home because you were drunk and while you were fucking them…you were like “ughhhh, let’s get this over with”….as she moans and begs for whatever vulgar thing she can think of…it just turns what could be hot, or what is hot in concept, far too literal with no subtlety or nuance, not that I know what nuance means….
So as Bella Thorne attempts to master the porn world, the mainstream world. the social media world, the weed world, basically any and all worlds that she can get her dirty little hands on…because she’s young, has energy and was trained by her mom to be a whore, by disney to be a media manipulator….ALL while having little to no talent…it’s not a he who deserves it moment, it’s a he who works hardest, whether with a team or solo, the opportunities she chases are available, low hanging even, I mean an “Only fans” to scam your audience with fake baiting nudes…like what a garbage, useless, cunt….greedy despite having all kinds of money…and delivering content like this…which is zero hot, zero edgy but that she can go to bed at night thinking she’s so edgy, pushing boundaries, cuz she was raised in celebrity and what she’s doing is seen as controversial all while being celebrated by her fans so that she has this feedback loop of Hollywood saying she’s great because they want her fans, her fans saying she’s great because they are her fans, her only fans site making her millions, on top of the other millions she’s making…it’s like some top of the world shit while deep in her soul and really in the opinion of the masses…she’s bottom of the fucking barrel bottom feeder who is finding success in her bottom feeding…all while looking like the kind of girl who would fart in your face while you go down on her…or shit on your foot causing an E-Coli infection and possible amputation when you fuck her up the ass because she’s down for anything, in her mind she’s briding the porn /hollywood gap…using her gap…but barely..
All this to say, she’s got no sex appeal, even when playing a sex worker on the internet while making mainstream money as a sex worker on the internet, because she’s scamming.
She doesn’t bother me, but definitely doesn’t inspire, excite or turn me on….in any way….but that could just be my low testosterone….
People paying for this kind of shit, lazy, garbage content packaged as “adult content” or “exclusive content”…is what offends me….like stick somethings in your ass, make it worth the 50 dollars these suckers are paying for this shit.
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