I am surprised Swimfan came out in 2002, because I remember one of my friend’s dad being unhealthily obsessed with that movie….every time I would go over to their house for a solid year he would tell me about Swimfan like he hadn’t told me all about Swimfan at previous times I stopped by….and because of that, I’ve never seen the movie, but assume it’s something 70 year olds jerk off to…assuming they still jerk off….or maybe not jerking off was the reason they were so excited by a girl in a swimsuit…it’s like dude…there’s porn available…even in 2002…

Anyway….that’s the only thing I know about Christensen…she was in Swimfan…and now she’s sticking to that theme at 38 years old…like a one-trick pony, you know why turn your back on the one thing that provided for you….the SWIMSUIT…

I don’t find this exciting and I don’t know why she looks like J.lo….but I assume she’s either found fillers, photoshop/facetune or whatever other Chinese app they use to trick us into believing their AVATAR is THEM.

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