I don’t know if anyone actually gives a fuck about Julianne Hough, but incest porn is super popular and we all assume she’s fucked her brother, so she matters.

I also know that the average retard American in their mold filled trailer park home, sucking on the Mountain Dew that they wish they could get an IV for, while losing their toes to diabetes, fucking LOVE her reality TV show and would probably buy her book even if “THEM BOOKS ARE HARD TO READS”, just to show some support…

What I like is that she’s a dancer and dancers are pretty slutty, all in-tune with their bodies, with muscle memory that can be applied to fucking…

I like that she’s got a hot fit body, even in her old age and that she’s a MORMON GONE WILD who has escaped her church and with that freedom went extreme on the other side of the morals and values chart.

She didn’t do porn, because she didn’t have to do porn, she got a Hit TV Show….but she did do her own kind of porn with RYAN SEACREST and that’s what matters….

She is promoting a book about being diddled as a Mormon dancer or some shit, at least that’s what I assume the book is about….

She’s promoting it by dancing in her underwear, either because she’s a slutty slutty whore, who is into her hot dance body…or because she knows her nude content does better than clothed content and she wants as much hype as she can get with it…because she’s a slutty slutty whore…

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