I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2009

13

Apr

Allure Gets Girls Nude of the Day

I guess Allure realizes that in these times of economic crisis, where the world is turning to the internet, unfortunately, not turning to this website, and all print magazines are slowly going broke, and dying off, like some kind of magazine holocaust, that the final stage in survival is to take that tried, tested and true formula of survival and that’s getting girls willing to get naked, naked and posting their pictures in a classy enough way, that isn’t too offensive, that doesn’t show nipple or pussy lip, or anus, or insertion, because they don’t want to piss off the few advertisers they have left, because sex sells, unless it is sex with me.

They managed to get Eliza Dushku, a girl I wanted to fuck when she was in all those teen movies and my new found love, the Cumdog Millionaire who is from some cooking show I have never seen, named Padma, these are the pictures.

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