I overheard some people talking about Jennifer Aniston and Angelina the other day, they were fighting about who was hotter and I was surprised people still even bother arguing that shit. You’d think people have better things to do with their time than talk about people they don’t know, then I remembered that’s what I do everyday on this site, but since my life is a walking contradiction and I am probably the most inconsistent person out there and have nothing better to do, I still think arguing that shit is a waste of fucking time because it’s obvious the Angelina destroys this 4 day old Greek Salad of a bitch.

But really, who fucking cares who is hotter, hotness isn’t important, there are so many hot chick in the world and everyone’s into different shit that we should be caring about who’s a better fuck, and the fact that Brad Pitt left his marriage for Angelina, pretty much sums that up for all of us. Sure Aniston was a ass loving greek but anyone can take it up the ass, even you, and what guys want is a girl who begs for that shit like if she doesn’t get it she’ll fucking curl up and die.

You see finding a decent lookin’ chick who is in love with dick more than she’s in love with herself is harder than finding a hot chick I’d like to fuck because I see them every time I leave my house. A girl who doesn’t care if she’s seen as a slut and who loves fucking like a whore, who is addicted to dick and always wants yours is really what we are lookin’ for. So when lookin’ at whether Angelina or Aniston is hotter, you should really be focusing on who’s a better fuck because if you ask any dude if he’d rather a hot chick who blows you the fuck away in bed, or a bikini model who just lays there and takes it, motherfucker will probably take the one who knows how to fuck. Super models are good for your public image and ego, but when you’re locked down in your bedroom getting the best sex of your life, who gives a fuck about public image because you haven’t left your house in days….

Point of all this is that you’ll never get the supermodel frigid bitch or the cute sex addicted chick, so you don’t even have to worry about any of this shit, you can just sit there and jerk off to your 16 year old neighbor and her friends sunbathing, or put all your energy into the fat retarded chick in your class with the glass eye, who thinks you’re funny when ever you talk to her and she’s already asked you to fuck her but you’re too scared of vagina to go through with it…or you could focus on making some serious changes so that you get whatever the fuck you want and it’s really just a matter of having lots of money because hot chicks like money and do dirty things to be with guys with money.

Here are some pictures of Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston in a bikini, because he’s probably slammin’ her, even though he could have any 20 year old party slut he wants…but maybe washed up old ladies who aren’t good enough for Brad Pitt with lots of money is what he wants….maybe he’s living out his Aniston Fantasy from when he used to jerk off to her hard nipples on FRIENDS, but I think you’re the only person who did that. Weirdo.

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