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2022

08

Apr

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini of the Day

We’ve all got our hometown hotties, this happens to be mine…besides Celine Dion, Elisha Cuthbert and that’s about all the hometown hotties that have come out of here, not so impressive for a city known for their sluts, but whatever. The tennis star, who I don’t think plays tennis anymore, but she may….using her fitness […]

2022

18

Mar

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini Selfie of the Day

I guess the female hive mind is so basic that a green bikini for St Patrick’s day becomes the go-to St Patrick’s Day content, assuming that this was posted for St Patrick’s day….because there’s a slim chance it’s just a coincidence if you believe in those kinds of things..which I don’t. I guess I could […]

2022

08

Feb

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini of the Day

Hometown Hottie Eugenie Bouchard’s out on a boat in Miami, rocking a bikini, since that’s what you do, showing off her fit tennis body, reminding us all why tennis is the best sport to jack off to….when the players are tall, lean and wonderful….and not built like fucking tanks or dudes, all strong enough to […]

2022

17

Jan

Eugenie Bouchard Bodysuit of the Day

After watching the whole NOVAK trials and tribulations of Australia being a fucking police state, crazy fucking, overly scared of COVID, state of fucking lunatics…you know where an elite athlete who doesn’t want to take experimental medicine is forced to legally fight deportation laws, which he ultimately lost, in order to play tennis at a […]

2021

03

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Slutty Cartoon of the Day

I did a post on Eugenie Bouchard’s hot sister in her THONG for Halloween, because she’s got a hot twin sister who basically lives that instagram scenester life, you know the life…it could probably be called the rich kid life, where thy all go to the same events, same parties, same luxurious places, know the […]

2019

10

Sep

Eugenie Bouchard Water Sex of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard is bringing a very important reminder to all people, even those not from QUEBEC, CANADA…and that is that you can take the FRENCH CANADIAN out of FRENCH CANADA…..you can even give her a career, that may not be as lucrative as her ROMANIAN far less hot replacement, but that is still a career […]

2019

20

May

Eugenie Bouchard’s Beach Fitness of the Day

I am a big fan of Eugenie Bouchard’s transition into a social media influencer…because she’s put in the work….thanks to her dad, who she’s here working out with, and his investment into her tennis career when he was present enough to see she had an ability to make it very far with her tennis….pretty much […]

2019

06

May

Eugenie Bouchard Titty Flash of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard is Montreal’s very own Anna Kournikova – who spends more of her time on the beach in Miami in a bikini than winning Tennis events….and as a Montrealer, I got her back, because being a top athlete is way too much work, especially for a French Canadian woman, she’s already accomplished huge things […]

2019

23

Apr

Eugenie Bouchard in a Bikini of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard is Montreal’s own Anna Kournikova, at least that’s what a sports writer told me. Apparently there was a lot of promise for her to do big things, and in reality she’s done some pretty big things….I mean just being at a Major Tennis Tournament is a big deal…but instead of winning…at least in […]

2019

15

Apr

Eugenie Bouchard Nipple of the DAy

In big news, that isn’t Coachella News, not that I report the news….Eugenie Bouchard, Montreal’s Very Own tennis star, who hasn’t won too much in the Tennis circuit, but still probably makes a couple of million dollars a year, making everyone back home riding her name, like her Twin Sister, the party slut influencer, pretty […]